trans-bro currently sufering in the suburbs. i like to rant and say the word fuck, a lot.Tumblr (3.0; @beardenvy)http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c9db817f5ba82008f576dc5792aff93/tumblr_mn3a9wiWqF1qz8yc4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.stevenjohnbond.com/post/50895798516/heart-surgeon-dr-zbigniew-religa-slumps-in-his">bondo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Heart surgeon <span>Dr. Zbigniew Religa </span><span>slumps in his chair after a 23-hour (successful) heart transplantation. His assistant sleeps in the corner. This photo was taken in Poland, 1987.</span></p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50967001092http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50967001092Tue, 21 May 2013 00:18:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4addc33464bd7f13b222f0d2091bfb7a/tumblr_mn36wujWg91qgls16o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50964415371http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50964415371Mon, 20 May 2013 23:40:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://selfdoubtandsyphilis.tumblr.com/post/50920864961/dankestrnemes-do-animals-think-in-english-or-in">selfdoubtandsyphilis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dankestrnemes.tumblr.com/post/48411404182/do-animals-think-in-english-or-in-the-sounds-they">dankestrnemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do animals think in english or in the sounds they make</p> </blockquote> <p>this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for</p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50964199754http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50964199754Mon, 20 May 2013 23:37:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf07e381571f0654c00149d57207d91f/tumblr_mn4j8uI5BH1qheklto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50963847289http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50963847289Mon, 20 May 2013 23:33:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satans-fabulous-blog.tumblr.com/post/50708194810/morphingly-brightredkettle-are-you-the-sat">satans-fabulous-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morphingly.tumblr.com/post/28534074534/brightredkettle-are-you-the-sat-because-id-do">morphingly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brightredkettle.tumblr.com/post/28433893263/are-you-the-sat-because-id-do-you-for-3-hours-and">brightredkettle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes</p> </blockquote> <p>with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks</p> </blockquote> Literally my afternoon </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50962933856http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50962933856Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/312e1508be858f5c8b5bd1cdbb9d2a59/tumblr_mmpx24UWqQ1qblox7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://samorchard.tumblr.com/post/50318030382/i-did-a-comic-about-marriage-equality">samorchard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I did a comic about marriage equality…</p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50929030928http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50929030928Mon, 20 May 2013 16:14:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lesbiansandthelivingdead.tumblr.com/post/48268826273/sheisahopelessromantic-marrymyface-bisexual">lesbiansandthelivingdead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sheisahopelessromantic.tumblr.com/post/48236129758/marrymyface-bisexual-guys-are-assumed-to-be">sheisahopelessromantic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marrymyface.tumblr.com/post/48205034449/bisexual-guys-are-assumed-to-be-secretly-gay">marrymyface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay</p> <p>bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight</p> <p>both are assumed to secretly like men</p> <p>see what i’m getting at?</p> </blockquote> <div class="post_footer_links with_tags with_source_url"> <span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_48235959807"><span class="tags draggable" id="post_tags_48235959807"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/men-in-society%3A-forever-believing-that-the-world-revolves-around-their-dicks">#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/talk-about-egocentricism">#talk about egocentricism</a></span></span></div> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.</p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50900781922http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50900781922Mon, 20 May 2013 07:32:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://z1c.tumblr.com/post/50787549973/being-20-on-tumblr">z1c</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>being 20+ on tumblr</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d2568ddbc1c1e02b6c97318623fbcadd/tumblr_inline_mn131peHog1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50891422180http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50891422180Mon, 20 May 2013 02:44:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b94839a5f83a0bc8b633fef0c745ae0/tumblr_mlicb5aKv41rbv3zno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a055fe75015c2de63fca6cdfb1ec23b4/tumblr_mlicb5aKv41rbv3zno1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goldenwallen.tumblr.com/post/48358416810/xua-lei-porcelain-crushed-cans">goldenwallen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Xua Lei Porcelain crushed Cans</p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888817415http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888817415Mon, 20 May 2013 01:46:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9932902df95dfea1db53057c534ee62d/tumblr_mmtusvYel41qexkg7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hailstormhaley.tumblr.com/post/50887566033" class="tumblr_blog">hailstormhaley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imtheotterlope.tumblr.com/post/50670817014/vegansanfrancishet-so-i-paint-my-nails-pretty">imtheotterlope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vegansanfrancishet.tumblr.com/post/50509954832/so-i-paint-my-nails-pretty-regularly-these-days">vegansanfrancishet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.</p> <p>Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.</p> <p>Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.</p> <p>This time, though. This was a good cry.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my God. This is perfect.</p></blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888709542http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888709542Mon, 20 May 2013 01:44:12 -0400<p>T has made me hornier then a thirteen year old boy who just learned how to masturbate</p>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888403441http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888403441Mon, 20 May 2013 01:37:53 -0400<p>Thanks work for 13.5 hours of overtime and giving me atleast thirteen more this week. You guys are too kind</p>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888347991http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50888347991Mon, 20 May 2013 01:36:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c05eebebdb16d221c4e349fb74d90d08/tumblr_mmudqqzrCs1r62zwpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4204a23bcd6fc0696e35eaf219075c90/tumblr_mmudqqzrCs1r62zwpo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e5f7556bccb2235c44d6148a7476711/tumblr_mmudqqzrCs1r62zwpo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8576b3ebef69a11daf3899c3c4527988/tumblr_mmudqqzrCs1r62zwpo4_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leslieseuffert.tumblr.com/post/50495253927/james-read-the-man-with-rainbow-hair-tumblr">leslieseuffert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>James Read ( <a href="http://illusion.scene360.com/art/43609/the-man-with-rainbow-hair/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20Scene360Illusion%20(Illusion%20)#.UZOO-eDV0UV">The Man with Rainbow Hair</a>)</p> <p><strong><a href="http://jamesreads.tumblr.com/" title="James Reads">Tumblr</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788671842http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788671842Sun, 19 May 2013 00:44:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7abdvhnMp1ruof2mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gu-avajuice.tumblr.com/post/50771645775/o-follow-for-posts-like-this-o" class="tumblr_blog">gu-avajuice</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://gu-avajuice.tumblr.com/"><strong>☾</strong><strong>•</strong><strong> ☮</strong><strong> ˚</strong>✿<strong>*</strong>☯<strong> follow for posts like this</strong><strong>☾</strong><strong>•</strong><strong> ☮</strong><strong> ˚</strong>✿<strong>*</strong>☯</a></p></blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788604741http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788604741Sun, 19 May 2013 00:43:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3159c2fa35bd5efeb44a48ba178e5cfa/tumblr_mmd16iWNYZ1qbih6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prettygirlfood.com/post/49857278142/delicious-hot-pastrami-bruxie-from-bruxie-of">prettygirlfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Delicious Hot Pastrami Bruxie (from <a href="http://bruxie.com/" title="Bruxie">Bruxie</a>, of course). Some friends came to visit for my girlfriend’s birthday and we agreed that this is the one thing they had to try while they were in town.</p> <p>Submitted by: http://youoweadam.com/</p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788246375http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788246375Sun, 19 May 2013 00:38:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/794c69a30031d83c2bcdc232e469315f/tumblr_mj1zrmjU9d1s6go48o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788030894http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50788030894Sun, 19 May 2013 00:35:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8bfe7b23212f4782a9693b2af2357574/tumblr_mn0ooygdWo1qb50zjo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://missile-tits.tumblr.com/post/50783898681/iamrealindsey-i-call-this-look-fat-slut-wanna" class="tumblr_blog">missile-tits</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamrealindsey.tumblr.com/post/50766595071">iamrealindsey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I call this look “fat slut wanna be punk astronaut accountant from outer space with thighs the size of the moon”</p> <p>Please reblog this if you love it to boost my ego.</p> </blockquote> <p>Looove</p></blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50787982979http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50787982979Sun, 19 May 2013 00:34:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4826a3888a143b004bef1ebc6a10aeb6/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/deb6bd47453894570e29f125301f11ac/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8243c1885728eea8eecee5be4d10b803/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4789c8d60dd67acbd7b64bfe1efa8905/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca0a9b5bc1e21b2501d7f17bbad024cd/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9c76974a00fbe064a85d173efa92067/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f3f345507516c01882f5349f8f5b44d/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7675b16bcc33d065ea6051b7c5860fd5/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd8ced0d3cf1cf99ad9e5b201860d260/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cc0ee9d83bd95a140894e6f9d131aab/tumblr_mmxu2lpafB1qcbg25o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cleophatrajones.tumblr.com/post/50742153880/yannickbrouwer-this-little-company-from-kenya">cleophatrajones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yannickbrouwer.tumblr.com/post/50644034213/this-little-company-from-kenya-makes-toys-from">yannickbrouwer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ahmadalikarim.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/toys-from-thrown-flip-flop/?preview=true&preview_id=14456&preview_nonce=ca7894dcf8">This little company from Kenya</a> makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by <a href="http://www.bpcurtis.com/">Ben Curtis</a></p> </blockquote> <p>How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…</p> </blockquote>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50787885475http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50787885475Sun, 19 May 2013 00:32:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cddaec9c8aacfbde688117ef9c2b11ca/tumblr_mn137biAHv1qb409ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#soberlyfe</p>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50787732163http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50787732163Sun, 19 May 2013 00:30:47 -0400<p>That’s not true. I don’t have a single friend any more. My gf has friends and sometime they hang out with both of us but the cold hard truth is that I do not have any one who calls me and asks me to hang out or asks how my day is going. I gave all of that up to be sober. I gave it all up to live. I don’t regret it at all. If I have to be lonely and a loser in order to be sober then so be it.</p>http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50450520085http://beardenvy.tumblr.com/post/50450520085Tue, 14 May 2013 18:40:16 -0400sobrietyrecoveryheroinalcohol